Audun - oppfyller dine villeste fantasier!: 18. des. 2006

And it don't stop: Nr. 31-50!

50. Saigon – Don’t Do That
Hvis ikke The Greatest Story Never Told blir et klassisk album gir jeg opp hiphop... Juuust Blaaaaze!

49. Bubba Sparxxx feat. Petey Pablo & Sleepy Brown – The Otherside
Hvordan kan man gå fra å gi ut en klassisk skive, som Deliverance, til å komme med noe så regelrett ræva, som The Charm? Hvordan i helvete kan du ha et så stort sprang? Men, denne var ganske fin...

48. D-Block – Take Everything you Got

47. Jay-Z – Kingdom Come
“I’ll do this in my sleep”… Oh yeah!

46. Cunninlynguist – Beautiful GirlI tried to stay all the way playa when it came to game
But got benched in a sense when it came to Jane
I can't explain the deep breaths that I take in her presence
Found recollections connect to every ounce of her essence
I love her, til she join with the air up above her
Love so strong it can't be wrong for her to share with another
Long as she touch my lips and my fingers, fuck it, we swingers
Cause it's Jane that keeps me sane
For what the world gonna bring us
Can make a blind man see and forget his doctor's appointment
For her sheer enjoyment I'll even risk unemployment
Can it be? Her first name changed to Calamity
Cause if saw by the law in my car, the grabbing me
Harassing me, asking me 'where did she come from?'
Have me see a counsellor asking questions that's plumb dumb
Trying to steal my love, so now I'm constantly taking shit
Cause now 3 times a week they wanna test our relationship
Shit!
Årets beste album - kanskje årets vers!

45. Cunninlynguist – Hellfire
Hvis jeg var DJ, så ville jeg spilt denne låta om og om igjen. Men, siden jeg ikke vet hva faen jeg ellers ville spilt er jeg ikke en DJ...

44. Lord Jamar feat. Grand Puba – The Corner, The Streets
Lord Jamar og Grand Puba gir oss litt 5 %ism... Årets beste Brand Nubian-låt!

43. Fat Joe feat. Lil' Wayne - Make it Rain
Überkommersiel hiphop på sitt vakreste! Men, ja, videoen er jævla teit...

42. AZ - The Format
En av verdens beste lyrikere sammen med en av verdens beste produsenter? Det blir ikke så mye bedre enn det – Vel 41 låter var bedre i år, men dere skjønner poenget...

41. Pharoahe Monch feat. Showtyme, Mela Machinko & Tower of Power - Push
Som en hiphopfan er jeg vant til utsatte album, men dette blir nesten for teit…

40. Busta Rhymes feat. Papoose & Cassidy - Psycho, Psycho
Av merkelige grunner er ikke denne med på The Big Bang...

39. Field Mob - At the Park
En av årets beste sommerlåter…

38. Murs – Yesterday

37. Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push II
En smart mann skrev at denne låten gjorde mer for å forsvare handlingene til Rick Ross og Young Jeezy enn alt Rick Ross og Young Jeezy selv har gitt ut... Dette er nok helt sant, men Ross og Jeezy selger likevel langt flere skiver, dessverre...” Well the cops didn't fine 'em for grindin, no
They kinda blew the vibe, figured it was time to go
Plus he had to be at home a long time ago
And he had made like ten dollars of the song he wrote
It read:
"A lil hungry, and need a lil money
It's for my lil sister and her lil tummy"
Wasn't lyin tho, he didn't go buy hydro
Went to the restaurant and bought two guiros
Cause he knew they wasn't cookin where he live
The coo ca coo ca coots now took him to the crib
A lil hurt from the rail he took into the ribs
Right pass the pushers who couldn't under dig
What's the use of pushin? U ain't pushin none of this
If I kick it with y'all I'm just pushin for a bid
But what was on his mind, and push him to the lid
Their best customer wasn't cookin for her kids
Gets up to pump, so he
Kick, push
Over his shoulders he swore he'd never look
Cause wasn't nothing back there, but the blackness
Life wasn't too attractive
Yeah, uh, and so he
Kick, push
Over his shoulders he swore he'd never look
Cause wasn't nothing back there, but the blackness
Life wasn't too attractive”

36. Method Man feat. Styles P & Fat Joe - Yah Mean
Yeah!

35. Snoop Dogg feat. Dr. Dre & D'Angelo – Imagine
Schizofrene Snoop teamer opp med Dre og D’Angelo… Noe som resulterte i denne flotte lille saken.

34. Hi-Tek feat. Nas, J Dilla, Common, Busta Rhymes & Marsha of Floetry - Music for Life
Å herregud! Hvorfor i helvete har jeg ikke satt den låta her høyere opp? Alt er perfekt her. Starten med J Dillas telefonbeskjed: ”Music is my total existence. Everything in my life evolve round music.” Så Marshas fantastiske stemme, det herlige verset av Nas og, ikke minst, Commons drap av hele greia med: “This is the story of my life, trapped in a vers. No matter money or the movies; music is first.”

33. The Roots feat. Mercedes Martinez of the Jazzyfatnastees – Clock with No Hands
Årets beste tekst:“People think that I'm crazy, just cause I wanna be alone
You can't depend on friends to help you in a squeeze
We all deal with shit on our own
And sometimes the beef can grow, get out of hand
Yeah, you know it gets full blown
I never said that you mean the world to me
Maybe it's best that you never know
Yo, I'm like Malcom out the window with the weapon out
Searching for somehow to find a minute or the second now
Precious time is money that I ain't got to mess about
Need it from the horse's mouth or from my eye with less account
Lessons with my back to the wall, scoping my session out
Stay a little edgy at times when I ain't stressing bout
Haters don't know shit about me, they the ones that talk shit
Those that love me send it out, so I ain't got to force quit
Cause I'm doing better now, don't mean I never lost shit
I was married to a state of mind and I divorced it, man
I'm from where brothers moving product from the porches
People locking their doors, clutching to their crosses
The block hot by the law, there ain't too many choices
So what I do is for y'all, there ain't too many voices left
I watch my back, and watch my step
And I might forgive, but I will not forget”

32. Agallah feat. DJ Premier – NY Ryder Music
Du kan ikke holde en diamant i mørket, sa Agallah under mitt telefon-intervju... Vel, salgstallene hans tyder på at man kan det, men det er dog ikke hans feil. Riktig så flott album; kjøp det!