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Look what he brings to the table.

For noen dager siden lagde han en liten(velvel) liste over trender Mobb Deep har startet i hiphop og verden forøvrig. It's something, well, it's something... else! Du kan regne med å høre meg si og lese meg skrive "How dare you question Audun's trend setting, look at what I bring to the table!" i nærmeste fremtid. Vær sikker på det...


TRENDS PRODIGY HAS SET SINCE 1992 AND STILL IS SETTING IN 2008 AND BEYOND:

#1 TATTOO’S ON MY CHEST, ARMS AND HAND SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD

#2 RAPPING WORDS THAT DONT ALWAYS RHYME

#3 PUTTING WORDS TOGETHER THAT DONT RHYME AND MAKING THEM RHYME "big guns down in santa barbray, my crew do it the mobb way every day, crime pay who wanna gun play thrill me. niggas kill me grillin me you wanna look peep the 9 milly now undress you know the drilly. niggas suspect weak links pose threat, i have yet to met challenger who go against my set"

#4 CUSTOM MADE JEWELERY INSTEAD OF THE POPULAR MOLDS.

#5 HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA

#6 CUSTOM MADE FOOTBALL JERSEYS WIT HENNESSY and E&J ON EM’

#7 CREATING AND MAKING SLANG POPULAR LIKE ,,,,,, KIKO, CUZZO, VULTURES, BOGIES, HENNY ROCK, NOTTY HEAD, HEAD SPIN (head), BACK SPIN (pussy)

#8 MADE DRINKIN HENNESSY, E&J, LIME BACARDI, 151 POPULAR (nothin to be proud of)

#9 SAMPLING MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE SCARFACE,,,,,NOBODY DID IT BEFORE ME..NOT THE MUSIC

#10 SAMPLING MAFIA MUSIC -"crime connections" MOBB DEEP feat. CORMEGA,,,,L.E.S. BIT MY SHIT WHEN HAV LEFT MY MAFIA CD’S IN A NAS SESSION. THEN YOU HEAR SHIT LIKE "affermitive action"

#11 FIRST RAPPER WIT TATS ON MY FINGERS AND MY WHOLE NECK DONE

#12 PROTOOLS,,,,STARTED USING IT IN 98

#13 MURDA MUSIC,,EVERYBODY USES MY BLOOD SPLASH NOW

#14 WE MADE DOING SONGS FOR CHICKS COOL FOR STREET NIGGAS

#15 EVERYBODY WANNA USE THE WORD INFAMOUS NOW……THERES ONLY ONE INFAMOUS ON THE PLANET AND THATS THE INFAMOUS MOBB DEEP. WHOEVER ELL’S IS TRULY PLAYING THEYSELF. COME BETTER. I DONT SEE YOU CALLIN YA SELF NOTORIOUS,,,SO DONT USE OUR SHIT…YOU LOOK AND SOUND STUPID.

#16 ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLIN THEY SELF A MOBB WIT 2 B’S,,,,,YOU ARE A EXTRA DICK RIDER. I CREATED THE 2 B SHIT JUST SO WE COULD STAND OUT,,,PLEASE STOP IT.

#17 THIS BELONGS AT THE TOP,,,,,,,,,PRODIGY AND HAVOC. AFTER ME AND HAV NAMES WERE IN THE SOURCE UN-SIGNED HYPE COLUM, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME OUR NAMES WERE EVER PRINTED AND OUTTA NOWHERE POP’S UP A prodijee and havik from the west coast????????? THEM NIGGA BIT OUR NAMES…THERES NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE THAT SOMEBODY ELL’S COULD PUT THOSE 2 NAMES TOGETHER BY COINCEDENCE. TOTALY IMPOSSIBLE. WE BUMPED INTO THEM NIGGAS AT JACK THE RAPPER IN ATLANTA BACK IN 93 AND WE STEPPED TO THEM. ASK D.J. PREMEIR, GURU, LIL DAP, 40GLOCC AND A GANG OF OTHER WITNESSES THAT SAW THE CONFRONTATION. THEM NIGGAS WAS SHOOK.

#18 TIMBERLAND BOOTS…THESE RACIST FUCC’S OWE US MILLIONS. THEY NEVER DO AD’S USING BLACK PEOPLE OR RAPPERS AS MUCH AS WE PROMOTED THEY SHIT.

#19 WEB SITES, I HAD INFAMOUSSTORES.COM AND WAS WRITING BLOGS BACK IN 99 LONG BEFORE IT BECAME POPULAR IN HIP HOP TO HAVE A WEB SITE.

#20 PUTTIN THE VIDEO ON THE NET BEFORE PEOPLE EVEN HEAR THE SONG ON MIX-CD’S OR RADIO. MAC 10 HANDLE WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO HIT THE NET FIRST, AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY SHOT A BIG VIDEO FOR A MIX-CD PERIOD.

#21 NO MORE JEWELERY, RIMS, OR LIFESTYLE OF THE BEAST. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#22 NO MORE FLASHY, DANCY, RADIO FREINDLY , CLUB SONGS..HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#23 MAKING EXPOSING THE ILLUMINATI, SECRET GOVERNMENT AND HIDDEN TRUTHS THAT NEW HOT SHIT… PEOPLE DO IT, BUT NOT LIKE P. I BEEN DOIN IT SINCE 96… JUST LISTEN TO MY BEATS AND HOW I MAKE THIS SHIT SO THAT THE REAL HOOD NIGGAS CAN GET INTO IT…. THESE FAGGOT CONCIOUS RAPPERS WILL NEVER REACH THE CROWED OF KILLERS THAT I REACH….HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

#24 I MAKE OLD WASHED UP RAPPERS WANNA GO BACK IN THE STUDIO AND DO IT ONE MORE TIME!! THESE DUSTY, RUSTY, RETIRED RAP NIGGAS GET THAT OLD FEELING BACK WHEN THEY HEAR MY MUSIC AND SEE HOW I DONT STOP… ITS HILLARIOUS TO HEAR AND SEE THEM TRY TO KEEP IT COMING LIKE ME. WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!!,,,,WHATS EVEN MORE FUNNY IS THE CONCIOUS RAPPERS THAT GET HYPE CAUSE THEY HEAR MY LYRICS AND THEY BE LIKE "yes our time is here" BUT NO YA TIME IS NOT! WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!! YOU NOT A REBEL SOLDIER….YOU NOT A INSURGENT.. PLEASE….GO HOME

#25 DEMEROL, MORPHINE, HEROINE RAP’S,,,,,I STARTED SAYIN ALL THIS CAUSE I WRITE RHYME WHILE IM SICK IN THE HOSPITAL ACTUALLY GETTIN THESE DRUGS… SAYIN YA SHIT IS LIKE CRACK, COKE ANS WHAT HAVE YOU I STARTED DOING THAT BACK ON D.J. CLUE MIX TAPES FIRST TIME WAS ON THE MOTHERLESS CHILD BEAT…ME AND TY-NITTY

#26 I COULD JUST KEEP GOING BUT NOW I’M TIRED… HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.


BONUS!

Dagen etter kom XXL- og Cocaine Blunts-bloggeren Noz med sin variant. How dare you question Noz's trend setting? Dritten er morsom gitt...



#1 TATTOOS ON MY SKIN AND ON VARIOUS PARTS OF MY BODY

#2 REVIEWING RECORDS THAT I DONT ALWAYS HEAR

#3 WATCHING THE MOVIE SCARFACE,,,,, NOBODY WAS WATCHING THAT SHIT BEFORE ME I SAW IT IN THE THEATRE

#4 THE MAFIA,,,, COSTA NOSTRA BIT MY SHIT WHEN I LEFT MY NOTEBOOOK IN HIS LIMOSOUINE AFTER WE WENT TO ITALY THAT ONE TIME

#5 HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA

#6 MADE DRINKIN WATER, SODA, JUICE(probably) POPULAR

#7 PIANOS,,, STARTED USING THEM IN 91. NOW EVERYBODYS PLAYING

#8 CREATING AND MAKING SLANG POPULAR LIKE ,,,, GRIVEL, KIKO, PITTED, THANK YOU, BREIHANIC

#9 YOU ARE A EXTRA DICK RIDER

#10 THIS BELONGS AT THE TOP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOZ AFTER MY NAME WAS IN THE XXL COLUMN THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME MY NAME WAS EVER PRINTED IN THE PRINTING COLUM THEN OUTTA NOWHERE POP’S UP’S a nas from queensbridge??? HE BIT MY NAME THERE IS NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE THAT SOMEBODY ELS COULD PUT THREE LETTERS TOGETHER AND MAKE IT SOUND THE SAME BY COINCIDENCE TOTALLY IMPOSSBLE. ASK LIL DAP AND A GANG OF OTHER WITNESSES. LIL DAP KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

#11 SHOELACES,,,,,,,,, (nothin to be proud of)

#12 FIRST BLOGGER WITH TATS UNDER MY SKIN.

#13 EMAIL. BACK IN 99 BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR TO WRITE EMAILS I WAS SENDING THEM TO ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.

#14 MAKING EXPOSING REVEALING TRUTHS ABOUT SPACE LIZARDS, GOVERNMENT SECRETS AND PASTEURIZATION THAT NEW HOT SHIT PEOPLE DO IT BU TNOT LIKE NOZ I BEEN DOIN IT SINCE… JUST LISTEN TO MY BEATS THESE FAGGOT CONSCIOUS RAPPERS DONT EVEN HAVE BEATS EXCEPT WHEN THEY DO THEY WILL NEVER………. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE

#15 LAMISIL, TINACTIN RAPS,,,, I STARTED SAYIN ALL THIS CAUSE I WRITE…. RHYME WHILE IM SICK FOOT ACTUALLY GETTING THESE DRUGS FROM THE PHARMACY…YOU ARE A DOUBLE DICK RIDER.

#16 I COULD JUST KEEP GOING BUT NOW I’M TIRED… I MADE BEING TIRED HOT HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.